Good times - everybody wants some.
Blue sky - everybody needs one.
Pork pie - should you ever eat one? (You've got to admit...)
Dansette turning like a tour guide.
Pay cheque floating in the bromide.
Omlette - let's all have a cheese one. You need to relax.

I trained to be a postman so i could find my way,
but there were fields around me. They smelt of blueberry pie.
I planned a trip to Zimbabwe - the bus conductor said "No way!"
I bellydanced in Lesotho - Mrs. McCatty say "No, No!"
She wants to go to Ceylon.
It's not called that any longer so we all do the conga (like the Eel does).

Should I think of something better to say? Do you think I should be taken away?
Ask me outright and i'll honestly say "Hooray! Hooray!"

Good times - everybody wants some. Blue sky - everybody needs one.
Pork pie - should you ever eat one? (You've got to admit...)

Once I was deep-sea diving, I brushed a Manta Ray.
I said "I'm trying to help you." He said "get out of my shop."
While in this awkward position I met an ancient Egyptian.
We slipped away to Uganda - had tea with Lady Miranda.
She wants to go to Ceylon.
It's not called that any longer so we all do the conga (like the Eel does).

Should I think of something better to say? Do you think I should be taken away?
Ask me outright and i'll honestly say "Hooray! Hooray!"

Good times - everybody wants some. Blue sky - everybody needs one.
Pork pie - should you ever eat one? You need to relax...

Dansette turning like a tour guide. Pay cheque floating in the bromide.
Omlette - let's all have a cheese one. (You've got to admit...)
Wig wam sailing on the ocean. White jam - poetry in motion.
Wee dram causing a commotion. You need to relax...

Some people want to fill the world with silly songs.
What's wrong with that?